The technofusion singularity of enshittification

Our products are suffering from a terrible case of technofusion syndrome. It started with “smart" fridges but now vacuum cleaners have LCDs for text message notifications and Bluetooth water bottles sync your drinking data to the cloud. What's happening? Where does it end? And why the fuck would I want to answer a phone call on my washing machine?

We’re hurtling towards a technofusion singularity of enshittification and our brainrotten minds seem incapable of stopping it.